How to put yourself and others in danger

Weeeeeelllllllp, I'm in Troy, Alabama.

Here's how to put several people in danger on the road:
*Play the song "Call on Jesus" immediately after the song "Now Behold the Lamb" by Kirk Franklin and the gang, and you will notice that your hands will slowly lift off the steering wheel - praising God. Don't worry. It's safe.

On another note, there is a huge storm that is hitting Tallahassee tomorrow when I'm supposed to move into my apartment. Awesome. Oh, and this same storm followed us all the way down here. It was a miserable drive, but we're here, and safe, and looking forward to another deluge tomorow. Actually, not. More like dreading it. But it will be ok.